White and Nerdy by Weird AL

I maybe be black n' nerdy but this song is it. I get way too many references.
as you will see by the bolding.

[

Chorus]:
They see me mowin', my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna roll with, the gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Really really White N' Nerdy

[Verse 1]:
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills I'm a champion of D.N.D.
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40 Out
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
A pascal I'm number one
I do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
And here's the part I sing on

[Chorus]:
They see me roll on, my segway
I know in my heart they think I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I'd like to roll with, the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
How'd I get so White N' Nerdy?

[Verse 2]:
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop! Hope no one sees me, getting freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my underwear

[Chorus]:
They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
All because I'm White N' Nerdy
Holy cow, I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna bowl with, the gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Look at me, I'm White N' Nerdy!

Young Girl by Pharrell feat Jay-Z

A
[Intro:]
(You know...)
(You never listen to me..)
Mama help i fell in love with a young girl 
(That's true, so true)
(Believe girl i love you too)
My heart was soakin and got broken with a young girl
(So true, so true, listen)

[Verse 1:]
I wasn't tryin' to lead her on 
See I didn't wanna be alone
But when she smiles, she brought me home
So I brought her home,
It's not that the feeling of love is gone
Can't expect a college girl to be Grown 
I can't give a fuck what so and so says 
Crushes hurt both ways 


What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Somebody tell me what I'm suppose to do

Mama help, I fell in love with a young girl!
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Young girl, so in love with you!
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Somebody tell me what I'm suppose to do

My heart was soakin' and got broken with a young girl!
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Young, young girl, so in love with you

The single girls are out tonight
But you have my world, my heart, my life
And I'm not lookin around
So why you lookin' down (what you lookin' down for?)

I fucked up a long time ago
See I should have never let you know
See I couldn't give a fuck what tabloids say (as the people magazine)
And crushes hurt both ways

What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Somebody tell me what I'm suppose to do

Mama help, I fell in love with a young girl! 
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Young girl, so in love with you!
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Somebody tell me what I'm suppose to do

My heart was soakin' and I will be in a young world!
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Young girl, so in love with you!

[Jay]
Hove got a young girl
Hove got a young girl 
Still not quite 21
So high string 
Such a vibrant thing
I introduce myself, (hi miss thing)
You're 19?
No, you're lighting in a bottle I give you a ring tomorrow 
The scene that follows
Screams of horror
Classic Steven King novel
Mama, don't think you should date someone so advanced in romance 
You should just wait
Papa don't preach
Hove don't bite
Hove been through it, I might mold yo life
'Cuz I'ma show you right
Proper etiquette  how to hold your knife
Keep it competetive with Oprah's ice
Be like Janet is (take controll of your life)

What on earth, what I'm suppose to do (young girl)
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do (young girl)
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do (young girl)
Somebody tell me what I'm suppose to do (young girl)

Mama help, I fell in love with a young girl!
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do (too young, I'm never too young)
Young girl, so in love with you (cuz I'm never too young)
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do (too young, I'm never too young)
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do (cuz I'm never too young)
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do (too young, I'm never too young)
Somebody tell me what I'm suppose to do (cuz I'm never too young!)

My heart was soakin' and I will be in a young world!
What on earth, what I'm suppose to do
Young girl, so in love with you!

(This is where the story begins baby)

If Today Was Your Last Day by Nickelback

Today's my last day in my hometown before Americorps. Embarking on the great adventure to
 California. I'm gonna miss this place so much.


My best friend gave me the best advice
He said each day's a gift and not a given right
Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind
And try to take the path less traveled by
That first step you take is the longest stride


If today was your last day
And tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Donate every dime you have?
If today was your last day

Against the grain should be a way of life
What's worth the prize is always worth the fight
Every second counts 'cause there's no second try
So live like you'll never live it twice
Don't take the free ride in your own life

If today was your last day
And tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Donate every dime you have?
Would you call old friends you never see?
Reminisce of memories
Would you forgive your enemies?
Would you find that one you're dreamin' of?
Swear up and down to God above
That you finally fall in love
If today was your last day

If today was your last day
Would you make your mark by mending a broken heart?
You know it's never too late to shoot for the stars
Regardless of who you are
So do whatever it takes
'Cause you can't rewind a moment in this life
Let nothin' stand in your way
Cause the hands of time are never on your side

If today was your last day
And tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?

Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
Donate every dime you have?
Would you call old friends you never see?
Reminisce of memories
Would you forgive your enemies?
Would you find that one you're dreamin' of?
Swear up and down to God above
That you finally fall in love
If today was your last day

I do not hook up by Kelly Clarkson

Cute song.

Oh, sweetheart, put the bottle down 
You've got too much talent 
I see you through those bloodshot eyes
There's a cure, you've found it
Slow motion, sparks
You've caught that chill
Now don't deny it
But boys will be boys 
Oh, yes, they will
They don't wanna define it
Just give up the game and get into me
If you're looking for thrills then get cold feet

Oh, no I do not hook up, up I go slow 
So if you want me, I don't come cheap 
Keep your hand in my hand,
Your heart on your sleeve
Oh, no I do not hook up, up I fall deep 
Cause the more that you try, the harder I'll fight
To say goodnight 

I can't cook no, but I can clean
Up the mess she left
Lay your head down and feel the beat
As I kiss your forehead 
This may not last but this is now
So love the one you're with
You wanna chase but you're chasin' your tail 
A quick fix won't ever get you well

Oh, no I do not hook up, up I go slow
So if you want me, I don't come cheap
Keep your hand in my hand,
Your heart on your sleeve
Oh, no I do not hook up, up I fall deep
Cause the more that you try, the harder I'll fight
To say...

Cause I feel 
The distance
Between us
Could be over
With the snap of your finger
Oh no!

Oh, no I do not hook up, up I go slow
So if you want me, I don't come cheap
Keep your hand in my hand,
Your heart on your sleeve (On your sleeve)
Oh, no I do not hook up, up I fall deep (I do not hook up)
Cause the more that you try, the harder I'll fight
(Cause the more that you try the harder I'll fight)
To say...
Cause the more that you try, the harder I'll fight (The harder I'll fight)
To say goodnight

Oh, sweetheart, put the bottle down 
Cause you don't wanna miss out

If you're not the one by Daniel Bedingfield

When I leave. I'll miss you.

If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?
If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call?
If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?

I never know what the future brings
But I know you're here with me now
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with

I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?
If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life?
If you're not for me then why do I dream of me as your wife?

I don't know why you're so far away
But I know that this much is true
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I'm praying you're the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life

I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today
'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right
And though I can't be with you tonight
You know my heart is by your side

I don’t wanna run away


but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

You get me by Michelle Branch

So I'm a little left of center
I'm a little out of tune
Some say I'm paranormal so I just bend their spoon
Who wants to be ordinary in a crazy
Mixed up world
I don't care what they're saying as long as I'm your girl

Hey you were on my side and they
They just rolled their eyes

You get me
When nobody understands you come and take a chance 
Baby you get me
You look inside my wild mind
Never knowing what you'll find
Still you want me all the time
Yeah
You do
Yeah
You get me

So what if I see the sunshine in the pourning rain
Some people think I'm crazy but you say it's okay
You've seen my secret garden where all my of flowers grow
In my imagination anything goes

I
I am all you want
They
They just read me wrong

You get me
When nobody understands you come and hold my hand
Baby you get me
You look inside my wild mind
Never knowing what you'll find
Still you want me all the time
Yeah
You do 'cause you get me

Hey you were on my side
They
They just roll their eyes
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

You get me
(Get Me)
When nobody understands
(When nobody understands)
You come and take the chance
You get me
(Get Me)
When none of the pieces fit
(When none of the pieces fit)
You go and make sense of it
You get me
(Oh)
You look inside my wild mind 
(Look inside my mind)
Never knowing what you'll find
Still I want you all the time
Yeah
I do 'cause you get me

Yeah
Oh
Yeah

You are not Alone by Michael Jackson

Another day has gone
I’m still all alone
How could this be
You’re not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell me why
Did you have to go
And leave my world so cold

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you’re far away
I am here to stay

But you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we’re far apart
You’re always in my heart
But you are not alone

’lone, ’lone
Why, ’lone

Just the other night
I thought I heard you cry
Asking me to come
And hold you in my arms
I can hear your prayers
Your burdens I will bear
But first I need your hand
Then forever can begin

Everyday I sit and ask myself
How did love slip away
Something whispers in my ear and says
That you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you’re far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we’re far apart
You’re always in my heart
For you are not alone

Whisper three words and I’ll come runnin’
And girl you know that I’ll be there
I’ll be there

You are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you’re far away
I am here to stay
For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we’re far apart
You’re always in my heart

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though you’re far away
I am here to stay

For you are not alone
For I am here with you
Though we’re far apart
You’re always in my heart

For you are not alone...