All bout the Pentiums - Weird Al

Wow you can tell this song is old...

It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

Whatcha wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disasta
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go fasta
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cella
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gella
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-a
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yella
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Kella

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

Whatcha wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!

Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?

White and Nerdy by Weird AL

I maybe be black n' nerdy but this song is it. I get way too many references.
as you will see by the bolding.

[

Chorus]:
They see me mowin', my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna roll with, the gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Really really White N' Nerdy

[Verse 1]:
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills I'm a champion of D.N.D.
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40 Out
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
A pascal I'm number one
I do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
And here's the part I sing on

[Chorus]:
They see me roll on, my segway
I know in my heart they think I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I'd like to roll with, the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
How'd I get so White N' Nerdy?

[Verse 2]:
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop! Hope no one sees me, getting freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my underwear

[Chorus]:
They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
All because I'm White N' Nerdy
Holy cow, I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna bowl with, the gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Look at me, I'm White N' Nerdy!